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80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
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plot twist: michelle obama is actually two midgets
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- me: oh look...hot chick just followed me *smirk*
- me: I'll say hello.
- hot chick's about me: h1 im 15 and I lyke rainb---
- me: ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!!!!
